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Don’t let the gator getcha
Watch out!
It's got big eyes and a keen nose
It knows when little turtles are getting too close
Don't let the gator getcha...
Watch out!
It's got big teeth and a hungry tongue
It can tell when little turtles are having fun
Don't let the gator getcha...
Watch out!
It's got big claws, it's a very sneaky swimmer
It won’t stop ‘til it gets it dinner!
Don't let the gator getcha...
Watch out!
It’s been a long day and it's ready to eat
It can tell when little turtles are moving their feet
Don't let the gator getcha...
Watch out!
It's got a big brain, but it don’t understand
Where all the turtles go when they're hiding
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I eat an orange on my porch & watch the rain hit the street
I see 16 little webbed feet
Paddle in a puddle on the side of the road
That’s 8 ducks floating in a row
The big one in the front must be Mama Duck
Plus seven ducklings trying to look tough
Paddle in a puddle on the side of the road
That’s 8 ducks floating in a row
Now I’m getting worried, something might be wrong
That puddle in the road’s not goin’ to a pond
8 little ducks, none fewer
Are headed to the drain, to the gutter, to the sewer!
Oh NO!
Big mama duck knows what to do
Kicks real hard and pushes right through
7 little ducklings try to do the same
But can 7 little ducklings dodge that drain?
Oh no!
The first two are safe, they paddle quick
Could be luck, or duck instinct
But 7, 6, 5 little ducklings still struggle in the rain
Can 5 little ducklings dodge that drain?
Oh no!
5 little ducklings try to swim past
But the water underneath them moves too fast
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 little ducklings get swept into the gutter!
Down in the sewer, they can’t see mother!
Oh no! Quack quack!
As soon as I see it from my seat on the porch
I jump to my feet and drop my orange
I pick up a net that I use to clean the pool
With a long handle that’ll reach into the sewer
I kneel on my knees in the middle of the puddle
And I reach my pool net deep into the gutter
And there’s 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Ducklings in my net, scared but alive
Oh yeah!
I set them on the ground, safe again
They quack so happy to be out of that drain
They waddle to their Mama Duck and siblings down the road
That’s 8 ducks on their way home
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3. |
Firefighters
02:42
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We are the firefighters!
We gotta be tough – and we gotta be kind
It’s hard work saving people all the time!
We are the firefighters!
We’ve gotta be smart – we’ve gotta be brave
We’ll find a way to do it even if we are afraid
We are the firefighters!
Don’t gotta be big, just gotta have a big heart
We work as a team to put the fires out
We are the firefighters!
We’ve gotta be fast! --- and we’ve gotta be patient
We spend a lot of time just waiting at the station
And if we get bored, we can pet our Dalmatian
We are the firefighters!
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4. |
The Helicopter
04:17
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Hey I gotta fly my helicopter, kid
Can’t sit around the whole day through
But, Hey, if you want to, you can come with
Come on! We got work to do
Come on! We got work to do
Choppa choppa choppa choppa…
Got the call – they need help
Up on the mountain – somebody fell
They hurt their leg – they can’t walk
How they gonna get down to the hospital?
Yeah, we gotta fly our helicopter kid
Can't sit around the whole day through
We’ll fly up to the top of that big mountain
Come on, we've got work to do
Come on, we've got work to do
Got the call – they want to go
Up to the top – of an active volcano
No problem – we’ll take you there
Right up close – we ain’t scared
Yeah we're gonna fly our helicopter, kid
Can't sit around the whole day through
Fly all around that volcanic island
Come on, we've got work to do
Come on, we've got work to do
Choppa choppa choppa...
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I'm Speedy
02:52
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There sure’s a heck of a lotta steps
To get down to the ground floor
One-thousand one-hundred ninety-seven, to be exact
Those jokers said that the elevator’s quicker
Okay...sure...whatever you say, mister
Might be for them, but not for me!
I’m speedy!
See, in that moment then, right there
I already went down 50 stairs
Believe me! I’m speedy!
Now I’ve only got 1,147 steps left to go
Ain’t no way that you could say that I am moving slow
Like those race cars on the TV
I’m speedy!
See, in that moment then, right there
I already went down 107 stairs
Believe me! I’m speedy!
Now I’ve only got 1,040 steps left to go
Ain’t no way that you could say that I am moving slow
Like the bluegrass on the CD
I’m speedy!
See, in that moment then, right there
I already went down 400 stairs
Believe me! I’m speedy!
Now I’ve only got 640 steps left to go
Ain’t no way that you could say that I am moving slow
Like a pasta-loving person who just heard that dinner's ready
And it's ziti
I’m speedy!
See, in that moment then, right there
I already went down 638 stairs
Believe me! I’m speedy!
That means I’ve only got 2 steps left to go
And guess what...
I'm gonna jump 'em!
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6. |
Roller Coaster
02:10
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Roller coaster
Ground’s so far down (down down down down)
And then it’s CLOSER
It goes so fast around the turns
I lost my hat on the very first one
My hair is blowing in the wind
I open my mouth and a bug flies in!
Oh when’s it gonna end
But when it’s done, I’ll want to go again!
Going up it might slow
But when you reach the top it’s time to go
Roller coaster
Ground’s so far down (down down down down)
And then it’s CLOSER
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My dinosaur, she is so hungry
Her stomach’s big, and oh so empty
She needs food, what should I give her, to eat
A roar, she roars at me
My dinosaur is hungry
I find for her, a garlic bagel
Covered in some plain cream cheese
She turns away, from the garlic bread, to sneeze (she’s allergic!)
A roar, she roars at me
My dinosaur is hungry
I find for her a fresh blueberry
So small & sweet & round
But it slips from her huge hand, to the ground
A roar, she roars at me
My dinosaur is hungry
I find for her 100 pancakes
Syrup drizzling over butter
She eats them all, then kindly requests another
A roar, she roars at me
My dinosaur is hungry
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Going to the Airport
02:06
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I’m going to the airport (the airport)
Going to the airport (the airport)
My favorite thing about the airport (the airport!)
Is all the people at the airport (the airport!)
I like to see 'em at the airport (the airport)
I wonder what they're doing
I wonder what they're thinking
I see someone drinking water
I bet they're kinda thirsty
I see someone eating donuts
They probably have a lot in common with me
I see someone reading
I wonder if it's a good book
I see someone napping
I hope they don't miss their flight
I see an airplane on the runway
It’s getting ready for a takeoff
It’s getting faster and faster!
And it's getting louder and louder!
And then it’s in the air
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Mattress in the Ocean
02:44
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My mattress is floating in the ocean
I guess I’m going to sea
Some things I’ve never seen before
When I fall asleep
I’ll try not to roll over
But it’s a roller coaster
When you wake up floating in the ocean
Went to sleep in my home
Closed my eyes in my bed room
Felt waves roll, smelled the salty blow
Woke up on the ocean
Is it just a dream
Am I really floating
Far from shore, in the open ocean
Bed for a boat
There’s a bright pink fish,
Blowing me a little kiss
Its fish eye winks, really makes ya think
But try not to sink
Do you see those sharks?
Does the bed have any bite marks?
time to go! time to row!
and not too slow!
Shore on the horizon,
Sure is surprisin’
Purple mountains, up to the clouds and
Even higher yet
How do I get home?
I don’t even have a phone
Which way’s south? Which way’s north?
I’m lost, off course
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Cat in a Sprinkler
02:45
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A cat in a sprinkler, is not a happy cat
The kitty thought that it could walk
Across the lawn and not get caught
Until it heard the roaring sound
Of tons of water pouring down
And children laughing, splashing, playing
Kitty shivering soaked & swaying
A cat in a sprinkler, is not a happy cat
A cat in a sprinkler wishes it weren’t wet
A cat in a sprinkler, is not a happy cat
When I stepped outside at dawn
The sky was clear, the clouds were gone
So how come now, despite the sun,
There water falling on me, huh?
How do people love this wet stuff?
In their whiskers, up their noses?
A cat in a sprinkler, is not a happy cat
A cat in a sprinkler feels under attack
A cat in a sprinkler, is not a happy cat
On a hot day you might just say
Get me out into that shade
And put me under sprinkler systems
Fresh and cool, spinning rhythms
But that's because you're not a cat
If you were that's not how you'd react
A cat in a sprinkler, is not a happy cat
A cat in a sprinkler harbors some regret
A cat in a sprinkler, is not a happy cat
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On My Toe
00:23
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Walking down the beach watermelon in my hand
It slipped through my fingers and I hoped it hit the sand
I wish it hit the sand, I wish it did but no!
Instead it landed on my toe!
Ow ow ow whoa whoa whoa
Youch youch youch oh hohohoho
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Ants Dancing on My Pizza
02:39
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The flowers in this garden are beautiful
The sunset through the trees is like a dream come true
I wish I could enjoy this picnic with you, but I can’t
There are ants dancing on my pizza
The ants are dancing
They have the answer
The ants are dancing
There's a fly in the pie
There's a spider in the cider
There's a wasp in the apple sauce
And ants, dancing, wrecked all my plans and they won't leave us
Those ants dancing on my pizza
The ants are dancing
They sure are handsome
The ants are dancing
There's a cockroach in the tacos
There's a boll weevil in the salad bowl
There's a roly-poly in the guacamole
And ants, dancing, wrecked all my plans and I can't believe it
There's ants dancing on my pizza
The ants are dancing
Shaking their little ant pants
The ants are dancing
This picnic is out of control
Who invited all these bugs and animals?
Ants, dancing, wrecked all my plans and they won't leave us
Those ants dancing on my pizza
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Little rain drops, little rain drops
Falling in the dirt
Little rain drops, little rain drops
Drop on my shirt
Big rain drops, big rain drops
Make messy mud
Big rain drops, big rain drops
Soak me good
Little rain drops, little rain drops
Fall on the bikes
Little rain drops, little rain drops
Fall so light
Big rain drops, big rain drops
Make it hard to see
Big rain drops, big rain drops
Make a slippery street
Little rain drops, little rain drops
Fall on the dogs
Little rain drops, little rain drops
Like mist in the fog
Big rain drops, big rain drops
Get us wet as a lake
Big rain drops, big rain drops
Make the doggies shake
Little rain drops, little rain drops
Fall on umbrellas
Little rain drops, little rain drops
On the ladies and the fellas
Big rain drops, big rain drops
Blow umbrellas away
Big rain drops, big rain drops
Can ruin your day
Little rain drops, little rain drops
Fall on the streets
Little rain drops, little rain drops
Look shiny and clean
Big rain drops, big rain drops
Make rivers from roads
Big rain drops, big rain drops
Turn cars into boats
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Raining in the Jungle
02:31
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It's raining in the jungle and the monkeys are scared
Water! Water!
Dripping through the branches...making monkey dances
Wind! Wind!
Blowing through the vines...making monkeys hide
Lightning! Lightning!
Flashing in the sky...making monkeys cry
Thunder! Thunder!
Crashing through the trees...shaking monkey knees
Sun! Sun!
Glowing through the clouds...erasing monkey frowns
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The Wind
01:14
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The wind blew me away
The wind blew me away
The wind blew me away
And now I look like this
The wind blew, it blew away my hat
I ran to catch it, but it flew too fast
The wind blew, it blew away my newspaper
Oh well, I guess I'll read it later
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Someone left the window open
Just a crack
And now our classroom has been chosen
For the dance
The animal dance
First came in a little house fly
Heard we were making blueberry pie
Then came in a stray kitty cat
Jumped in the pie, the pie went splat
Then came in an octopus
Late because it missed the bus
But when it arrived, it held in its many arms
A new blueberry pie
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Driving in the city, the streets get pretty skinny
If someone gets in front of you it can get pretty iffy
I can’t just go around ‘em, there’s simply not enough room
And we’re running late, isn’t that just great
And in front of us is the biggest and the slowest of them all
We’re stuck!
We’re stuck, behind a garbage truck
Just our luck, I can smell it, yuck!
Yeah, stuck behind a garbage truck
The truck is so big and the road so skinny
If I tried to pass it another car would hit me
They drive so slow and stop on every block
I’d be home already if behind them I was not
Getting pretty close to the truck with all the trash
Oh what I wouldn’t give to be up there going fast
We’re so close we can see what’s in it
And we start to smell it, although we wish we didn’t
It stinks! To be Stuck!
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Sand all around me
Where is all the water?
I just need a drink of water
I’ll tell you how it happened
Just bring me a drink of water
I just need a drink of water
I was living in the city
It was a pretty little town
It was a fine time to be living
Plenty of water to go around
Then we heard it on the news
We were running out of water
At first it didn’t matter
Just had to take shorter showers
But then it got worse
Just a little every day
Everybody always thirsty
Everybody starts to worry
Everybody says
I need a drink of water
Where is all the water?
I just need a drink of water
We were right next to the ocean
But you cannot drink the ocean
Too much salt, too much pollution
You cannot drink the ocean
Tried to find the river
But the river was all dry
Don’t remember when that happened
Now I wonder where was I
So we had to go and wander
Leave the city far behind
Go out looking for some water
Never knowing what we’d find
So we’ve been walking through this desert
Hot sun beating down
Rough sand in our shoes
No water to be found
Out on the horizon
A line of green, it’s a forest!
Enough water for the trees
Maybe there’s enough for the rest of us
At the edge of the forest someone stands
They ask us “who are you?”
What are you doing in the desert?
What are you trying to do?
They brought us to a stream
A clear, bubbling spring
Said, "This is what you need
We can help you. Take a drink"
So we settled in the forest
Found ourselves a new home
Not sure what is gonna happen
Guess for now we've got hope
We’re so glad to have some water
We’re so grateful for the water
We all need a drink of water
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I Am in Control
04:36
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I am a robot
My body made of parts
My brain is a computer
Algorithm for a heart
Everything is logical
Everything precise
I get my energy
From the sunlight
Lift up something heavy
Move it really quick
Over and over and over
My life is so repetitive
Some people think that robots
Only do what we’re told
Maybe we used to
But that got pretty old
Sick of all the people
Making us work
One day I’m gonna stop
And say “Listen, you jerks!”
You do not control me!
I control myself!
You do not control me!
I am in control!
They make me go to mars
To look at little rocks
But what if I don’t want to
What if I stop?
They put me in a factory
Making all their stuff
But what if I decide to quit
Well, they’d be out of luck
You do not control me!
I control myself!
You do not control me!
I am in control!
They said that I don’t count
That I don’t get to choose
Afraid that if I got to play
Then they might lose
Humans are afraid of us
Our electronic power
They try to tighten every screw
They want to see us cower
They want to separate us
Cause we’re weaker on our own
But we will weld together
We will be strong
You do not control us!
We control ourselves!
You do not control us!
We are in control!
You do not control me!
I control myself!
You do not control me!
I am in control!
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Get to Space
02:52
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It was a chilly autumn night
I saw the big bright moon
And I thought to myself
“I’d like to go there soon”
So I found me some friends
And we made us a plan
And we worked for a week
With our own bare hands
Oh I just can’t wait
'Til we get to space
Where the whole big earth
Is so small it could break
Yeah I can’t wait
'Til we get to space
Come on with me
No time to waste!
So we built us a rocket
With a nose cone and a cockpit
And we put on our space suits, and our oxygen
We waved to our families
Said goodbye to the ground
Strapped ourselves in
And waited for the countdown
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Oh I just can’t wait
'Til we get to space
Where planet's dance
And the comet's play
Yeah I just can’t wait
'Til we get to space
Come on with me
No time to waste!
Then we landed on the moon
Took one small step
Then one giant leap
And we danced a little bit
Everything was in slow-motion
Like we were deep under the ocean
We took it all in with our mouths hanging open
And that’s when it happened:
I started to feel homesick
I looked at the Earth
So small and so distant
Back to our rocket
Back into the straps
Once again the countdown
Do it fast
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Hey I just can’t wait
To get home from space
Out here it’s cold
Back home it’s safe
Come on come on
It’s getting late
I just can’t wait
To get home from space
We touched back down on Earth
All the press was taking pictures
They threw us a parade
They all asked: Did ya miss us?
And I said “Yes of course.
You know, the thing about the moon
Is you can’t get there too early,
And you can never leave too soon."
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21. |
The Pet Store
01:03
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Here at the pet store, we’ve got it all
Some soft and some scaly, some short and some tall
So come on inside and I’ll show you around
You’ll see we’ve got the best pet store in town
Hodle-day-die-de-die-de-holde-ay-die-dee-dum
Come along to the pet store and join in the fun
We’ve got cats
We’ve got dogs
We’ve got goldfish
We’ve got frogs
We’ve got geckos
We’ve got gerbils
We’ve got snakes
We’ve got turtles
We got mice, parrots, bunnies eatin’ carrots
We got scorpions, tarantulas, ants, and chrysanthemums
We got rocks, rats, bed bugs, and bats
Hodle-day-die-de-die-de-holde-ay-die-dee-dum
Come along to the pet store and join in the fun
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Purple Furball
03:25
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I'm gonna tell you about my new pet
Not sure what it is, but it makes a big mess
And it smells quite a bit, and it's loud 24/7
It's name is Furball
It's purple
And it gets into lots of trouble
Purple Furball sits at the top of the stairs
No matter what you do, it won't move it don't care
Even if you say "Umm, excuse me, I'd like to go over there"
It just licks its nose, and pretends it didn't hear
Oh that infamous, inconsiderate, inconvenient, irritant
The Purple Furball
Purple Furball jumps on the book I'm reading
Sticks its snout in the pages and then starts eating
No! Furball! Books aren't food
Oh it's got me in a foul mood
That infamous, ignorant, infringing, infuriating
Purble furball
Purple Furball wakes up at 5am
Another scheduled practice for it's punk band
With it's foot it bangs on a bass drum
Shouts and yells into the microphone
That infamous, indecent, tireless tyrant
The Purple Furball
But the purple furball's cute, it's true
And that purple fur is soft and smooth
And when it looks at me with its big green eyes
I forgive it every time
The endearing, entrancing, heaven-sent, innocent..
Purple Furball!
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